U-238 Punch

Serve: In a punch bowl

Ingredients:

1 qt Rum
1 qt Vodka
1 qt Strawberry juice
1 qt Orange juice
1 qt Pineapple juice
1 pt Fresh strawberries
1 pt Orange wedges
1 pt Pineapple chunks

Directions:

Mix all ingredients well. Chill. Serve as you would punch. This beverage’s motto is: Hiroshima’s favorite since ’45. Guaranteed to bomb you into the next decade! NOTE: Orange juice and wedges and pineapple juice and chunks can be substituted for your favorite fruit. However, the strawberries and juice is considered MANDATORY! The vodka can also be substituted for your favorite booze, but rum is MANDATORY! The general rule of thumb for this recipe is: two quarts of booze (one of which MUST be rum), and three quarts of fruit juice including 1 pint of accompanying FRESH fruit (one of the fruits MUST be strawberries)